So I’m watching UFC last night. Scheduled was a match between two middleweights, who while unknown, looked promising. Immediately I was proven right as punches and kicks started flying. Seconds into the first round blood was flying and by two minutes in, one of the fighters was lying on the ground, smashed and broken.
As the winning fighter stood over the near-corpse of his opponent, hand held high, he uttered the following words: “I’d like to thanks my Lord and Savior Jesus for this win.”
Wait! What?
Did I just hear that correctly? Did this guy just thank the Prince of Peace for beating the living crap out of some guy?
Okay, I admit I’m not familiar with all the myriad offshoots of Christianity, but is there really one where worship entails planting a meaty fist in another worshippers face?
Is there a First Church of a Kick in the Stones?
This is freaking great!
First I’m gonna recruit a bunch of guys... Big guys with beef for brains and a tendency to think with their fists. Then I’m gonna arm and armor them and teach them to pwn faces.
Not only will I be ensuring my place in the afterlife, but I will get a cool tax-dodge in the current one.
I wonder what “butt-kicking for the Lord” translates to in Latin?
"I wonder what “butt-kicking for the Lord” translates to in Latin?"
ReplyDeleteI think it goes a little something like "Crusade".
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