So I noticed a lot of these "25 Random Things About Me" posts going around and it got me thinking:  That would be a good idea for a blog!  (By "good" I mean "lazy".)

It's actually not a bad idea, really.  It gives a nice insight into a persons psyche and what they feel is important...  or at least a hint at just how screwed up a person is.

1.            I have a hermit crab named Kong.  Kong heads a colony of crab accountants.
   
2.       I am a small, petty god, but a god nonetheless.
   
3.       I think the .357 Sig is the best pistol round ever made.
   
4.       I wear armor and beat on people for fun.  These people hit me back also for fun.  Wheeee!
   
5.       I have a murloc named Murray and a raven named Eddi who sit by my computer and comment on my life.  They are kinda like my own personal Statler and Waldorf.
   
6.       I think “Excel Saga” is the greatest anime ever made.  Nabeshin is a personal hero of mine.
   
7.       I used to live in Ireland and ran up £15,000 in parking tickets while I was there.
   
8.       My car's name is Tang and he goes faster than a greased pig thru a trailer park.
   
9.       I like pr0n.  A lot.
   
10.       I want to become a professional poker player.
11.       I will never pistol-whip a person again.  Hopefully.
    
12.       I have spent more money partying than most people spend on food shelter and auto payments combined. 
13.       Consequently my liver moved to Montana and has a restraining order filed against me.
    
14.       I watch way too much “Adult Swim” on the Cartoon Network.
    
15.       I created the drink called “Ecto” and am pleased with its effect on parties.
    
16.       My favorite book series is “The Chronicles of Amber” by Roger Zelazny.
    
17.       I enjoy watching sweaty guys beat the everliving piss out of each other in the ring.
    
18.       I am a gamer-geek, though I practice personal hygeine.
    
19.       My favorite color is orange.
    
20.       My tattoos are “works in progress” and will always be so.
    
21.       My leisure time consists primarily of playing Warcraft and online poker.
    
22.       I am 28 years old and have been so for quite some time.
    
23.       I used to transport human organs for a living.
    
24.       My favorite band is Rush.  All other bands must kneel before them.
    
25.       I am racially/religiously/socially/temporally/sexually insensitive:  I don’t give a fig who you are or what you do as long as you are cool.